Best Drama Queen
Best Abuse of a Controlled Substance — "Pippin, where DID you get these mushrooms!?"
Most Inappropriate Use of Human/Elf/Dwarf
Best 'Who gave YOU a weapon?' — some hobbits are just not meant to handle pointy things (Please nominate fics where one or more hobbits are injured or manage to injure each other with weaponry intended to be used on the enemy.)
Best Rape of the Elvish Language
Best Vacation from Canon
Best Stress Test on Non-Bedroom Furniture — you're gonna WIPE that table after you're done, right?
Best Chick!Frodo — does Frodo buy his lavender water from Crabtree & Evelyn?
The Tie-Me-Up Tie-Me-Down Award — excellence in light hobbit bondage
(And a few others I daren't copy and paste here. Let's just say the line "Coming, sir!" is now making me grin.)
Go there and nominate your favorite stories, or just enjoy the categories like I'm doing.