Click and download:
FOTRsoundbites.m4a. (Or: FOTRsoundbitesmono.wav.) When you rearrange pieces of dialogue from the extended 'Fellowship,' and add new background music, the mood becomes much naughtier.
Shall now go pretend I had nothing to do with this.
(Thought of doing TTT:EE also, but...well...don't TEMPT me, Frodo!)